Trump:
"Chairman Xi! So glad to see you! Look at this hat—red, stiff, very cool."
Xi:
"Mr. Trump, your style is as unique as ever… and unexpectedly helpful. With every new tariff you slap on, another factory moves to China. We’ve dubbed you ‘the finest overseas investor.’"
Trump:
"You’re darn right! The whole world’s mad at me—NATO, Wall Street. But a true dealmaker? That’s me—making my opponent stronger!"
Xi:
"China salutes your genius…"
What is $MCGA?
It’s geopolitical performance art.
A bizarre offspring of trade wars, nationalist catchphrases, and unintended blowback.
It wasn’t crafted by China, but it was born for China—
A gift personally handed over by America’s self-proclaimed greatest economic strategist.
MCGA-NOMICS
Total Supply: 1 billion
Tariff: 0%
Network: Solana
Roadmap
Phase 1: Trump delivers another speech, China’s GDP ticks up 2% again.
Phase 2: Musk swears he’s got nothing to do with it, Grok stays silent.
Phase 3: Leaves both Fox News and Global Times scratching their heads.
Phase 4: Trump tries to ban TikTok again, $MCGA explodes on TikTok. Xi says: “Comrades, buy the dip.”
